Wow, am I pathetic, lazy or both? I haven't even gotten a paragraph into my first "future" news and I'm already worn out. Good God (and I say that in the totally not taking his name in vain way) it's mentally exhausting trying to think of a potential news item from the future and then collect the facts and additional perspective to give it weight.

*sigh*

I may have to start out writing little blurbs which are less complicated in nature and thereby less representative of my true genius, uh, right. Maybe a good one would be a future blurb, um, "US PLACES 39TH IN WORLD SPELLING BEE." What-da-ya all think?